But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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