Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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