sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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