I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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