just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Can I color on your dick again?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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