Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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