So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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