It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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