the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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