I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
PANTIES FOUND
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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