She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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