Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
he had hair everywhere except his balls
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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