Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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