i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
