Pregnant stripper...not hot.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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