Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
