grandma shit on top of the toilet
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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