i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
