HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
