The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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