And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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