Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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