I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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