Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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