Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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