what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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