Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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