yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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