just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
