i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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