i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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