are you still at the devil's house?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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