dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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