My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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