I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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