She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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