thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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