worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
