I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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