scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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