I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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