we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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