Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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