return my video game
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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