If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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