let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
