I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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