I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
oh god was she eating orange peels again
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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