my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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