Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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