"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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